Death & Taxes: Two of Life's Certainties

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Several famous authors have uttered lines about this title.

• The first was Daniel Defoe, in The Political History of the Devil, 1726:

"Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed."

• Benjamin Franklin (1706-90) used the form we are currently more familiar with, in a letter to Jean-Baptiste Leroy, 1789, which was re-printed in The Works of Benjamin Franklin, 1817:

"'In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."

• Another thought on the theme of death and taxes is Margaret Mitchell's line from her book Gone With the Wind, 1936:

"Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them."
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Both these topics do not rank high on most people's lists of favorites, but they do represent parts of reality as we know it.

So here is some good news & bad news, you pick which is which.
Presented below, without embellishment, is the text of an e-mail communication from the Association of Washington Cities [AWC]:

Supreme Court rules on Initiative 747 and Initiative 960 passes

Supreme Court Rules on Initiative 747
The Supreme Court ruled today that Initiative 747 is unconstitutional. I-747 was passed in 2001, limiting annual property tax increases to one percent. The court's opinion states that the initiative failed to accurately inform voters of the impact of the change, because the text of the law used in the initiative showed that the initiative reduced the general property tax levy from a limit of two percent to one percent. However, in reality it reduced the limit from six percent (or IPD for cities and other districts over 10,000 population) to one percent. I-722 implementing the two percent limit had been declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court earlier that same year. This court decision means that the law is back to what it had been prior to the passage of I-747 in 2001 - a 6% cap.

This issue will be the subject of debate during the next several weeks and the Legislature is very likely to address it early in the 2008 legislative session.

We realize many cities are in the process of adopting their budgets. Cities should strongly consider the political and legal ramifications and use extreme caution if considering property tax increases above 1%. Some in Olympia have already discussed requests for reconsideration by the Supreme Court which would delay the effective date of the decision. Others are asking for the inclusion of a retroactive clause in a bill next year that would impact 2008 levies set in 2007. And the Governor is asking local governments not to increase their property taxes as a result of this decision – see below for a complete copy of her statement.

Supreme Court Opinion:
http://www.courts.wa.gov/opinions/index.cfm?fa=opinions.showOpinion&filename=788448MAJ

Statement from Governor Gregoire on Overturn of I-747:
http://www.governor.wa.gov/news/news-view.asp?pressRelease=684&newsType=1

"I know that voters must be disappointed by the court decision to overturn I-747. As we know, voters approved I-747 by a wide margin in 2001.

As Governor, I am asking the state, counties, cities and all other taxing districts to assure me that they will not increase property tax levies for their upcoming budgets as a result of the court decision. In addition, I will be asking the Legislature, in January, to work with me to thoughtfully reinstate a property tax cap.

We heard loud and clear on Tuesday evening that voters are concerned about their tax burden. I believe that it is our responsibility to move quickly, recognizing taxpayers' concerns and reinstating the will of the voters."

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Initiative 960 passes November 6 General Election
I-960 (concerning tax and fee increases imposed by state government) passed this week with 52% of the vote. The initiative requires voter approval or two-thirds of both the Senate and House to increase taxes. The initiative also expands the current legislative fiscal note process to include additional public notification when the Legislature considers tax bills, including voting records on proposals, and a 10-year estimate of the costs of legislation for all versions of the proposed bills at each state of the legislative process.

The initiative also:

• requires legislative approval of state fee increases, and 
• requires an advisory vote during the next general election for all revenue increases approved by the Legislature that are not otherwise approved by the voters.

While the initiative does not directly impact cities, we anticipate significant secondary impacts given the constraints this initiative will place on the State.

Some have already questioned the constitutionality of this initiative and we do expect legal challenges.

Initiative Measure 960:
http://www.secstate.wa.gov/elections/initiatives/text/i960.pdf

OFM summary of fiscal impacts:
http://www.ofm.wa.gov/initiatives/

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Gutter Politics & Political Gutterballs

The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.
- Karl Marx
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Sorry I didn't get around to posting last night, but the election returns took precedent.
I had two reasons that could have prevented a good night's sleep; either anxiety or exhilaration over the outcomes.
Fortunately it was the latter.
I feel like the City now has as a good group of elected officials to represent it as was reasonable to expect.
That, alone, will help me sleep better the next few years!

To those who did not win elections, thank goodness you put yourself out there and tried!
It is a hard thing to do to put yourself out there, but in the end that competition does produce a better result for citizens.
All of us roll gutterballs from time to time, but all that does is to help us do better next time.
We don't give up bowling, and we ought not to give up on politics.
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Now, to the gutter politics part.
Sorry again!
It's a poor play on words that leads to a brief discussion of the City's Sewer system that will be expanded later.
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How many people do you know who would willingly spend all day Saturday reading over 300 pages of a draft Sewer Plan?

OK, maybe a few engineers might do that.

Otherwise, only people like City Council members would do it, because they will need to understand why planning 20 years into the future is necessary, in order to justify making some important decisions that will affect how our sewer system must be expanded and upgraded, and these improvements paid for over that time.

Most people take sewers for granted as a basic necessity that is just -somehow- provided.
That's good, because the folks who operate our sewer system and waste treatment plant prefer to remain very low profile!
Remaining low profile means things are operating smoothly with little if any problems that can be noticed by citizens.

Bet you didn't know these fascinating facts:

• The City operates 324 miles of wastewater collection systems

• The Post Point Wastewater Treatment Plant has a peak capacity of 72 million gallons per day

• The City's sewer service area covers 30 square miles and serves 83,000 customers

• The elevation ranges from sea level to a height of 800 feet

• Treated wastewater is discharged into Bellingham Bay

• Treatment of wastewater is closely regulated by the State Dept of Ecology, which just approved the City's permit for another 5 years.

• Population growth over the next 20 years will require building capital facilities costing about $109 million.

• All of this funding must be raised either from ratepayers or public Revenue Bonds.

• The Sewer Utility operates as an 'Enterprise Fund', which means its costs of operation must be matched by its revenues.

• Some carefully considered increases to both sewer rates and system development charges must be adopted to meet projected needs.
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With this brief background it may be easier to understand why this topic should be of more than passing interest to everyone.
That is why the Council's recent Work Session was important.
This meeting was not televised or very well-attended, but will likely result in some changes in how we obtain the revenue necessary to operate our sewer system well into the future.
Stay tuned.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
- H. L. Mencken

City Council: New Tools for 2008 & Beyond

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'I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past'
- Thomas Jefferson
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Tonight's offering will be short and sweet for our incoming Council Members, whoever they turn out to be.

At today's meetings the Council made some changes to next year's budget:

• $250 thousand was ear-marked as 'one-time' General Fund money in next year's budget for expert help focused on Urban Village Planning and Transfer of Development Rights [TDRs].
Additional help will also be forthcoming soon specifically for Annexation Planning.

These have been long-standing concerns which have been difficult to address with existing resources

• $65 thousand was also ear-marked to fund a Research Analyst position for City Council.
Details of how this position will be administered will determined by next year's Council & Administration.
Assignments are expected to be made by a majority vote of next year's Council.

• $15 thousand was provided -actually reinstated- in the Council budget for training purposes.
Believe me, its needed for that job!

• There are adequate funds available for televising all Council Afternoon Work Sessions, in addition to the Regular Evening Meetings, plus other Special Meetings determined to be especially important.

The simplest and cheapest option is to televise these meetings live as they occur, and post them in the City's website for future use at viewer's convenience. Again, the 2008 Council will make final decisions.

So, there you go future Council, Christmas has come early!

And, we'll know pretty soon who all the new Council Members will be.
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Tomorrow's elections will culminate in selecting our new Mayor and other community leaders.
I hope its a clear decision that doesn't keep us on pins and needles for too long.
It is time for this campaign to end and for us all to come to terms with whatever the results will be.

I sincerely hope that a time of healing will immediately insue, that will allow us to constructively address the real challenges this community faces.
There is so much to be thankful for here, yet much yet to be accomplished!
But, that's actually a good thing, because it keeps us on our toes.

And, it provides the opportunity to build upon what we have for the future.
Our future is potentially very bright, but in the words of the Starship Enterprise's Captain Jean-Luc Picard, we have to "make it so"!

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"If we are to solve the problems that plague us, our thinking must evolve beyond the level we were using when we created those problems in the first place." --Albert Einstein

DNR Land Swap: What Would Rev. Spooner & The Capitol Steps Say?

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Remember the Capitol Steps?
They are a very funny group which specializes in political satire, a field with an endless supply of material.

Wonder what they might say about the DNR Land Swap?

Fittle Libs?
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Here's a sample from their Website:

"What the heck are Lirty Dies ?!

Lirty Dies  are what you get when you mix your basic national scandal with word-initialization-rejuxtaposition closely following the underlying precepts of harmony, alliteration and innuendo.

Lirty Dies follows a great political tradition: We're not quite sure what we're saying; you're not quite sure what you're hearing.

Some might say they are merely taken to ludicrous heights.

We think this is sad. Something comes over people when they learn to:

Whip their Flurds..or.. Spew up their Screech....

These are people who can:

Flo with the Go...with Mealthy Hinds and Lappy Hives...

People who....umm....

Follow their Hearts"
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The Capitol Steps take the Rev Spooner's language tricks to a whole new dimension.

From Wikipedia:

"A spoonerism is a play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched (see metathesis).
It is named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner (1844–1930), Warden of New College, Oxford, who was notoriously prone to this tendency.
While spoonerisms are commonly heard as slips of the tongue (sometimes spoonerised as tips of the slung), they are considered a form of pun when used purposely as a play on words."

Here's some more examples from Wikipedia, just for fun:

"Examples of spoonerisms:

Many of the quotations attributed to Spooner are apocryphal;
The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (3rd edition, 1979) lists only one substantiated spoonerism:

"The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer."

Some of the more famous quotations attributed to Spooner include,

"The Lord is a shoving leopard," (instead of "The Lord is a loving shepherd"),

"It is kisstomary to cuss the bride," ("It is customary to kiss the bride") and,

"Mardon me, padam, this pie is occupewed. Can I sew you to another sheet?"
(Pardon me, madam, this pew is occupied. Can I show you to another seat?")

Other purported gaffes include his angry address to a student,
"You have hissed all my mystery lectures, and were caught fighting a liar in the quad.
Having tasted two worms, you will leave by the next town drain"
(intending to say "You missed all my history lectures," "lighting a fire," "wasted two terms," and "down train," respectively).

He supposedly remarked to one lady, during a college reception,
"You'll soon be had as a matter of course," when he meant to say,
"You'll soon be mad as a Hatter of course."

Others include, "Let us raise our glasses to the queer old Dean," ("dear old queen"),
"We'll have the hags flung out," ("flags hung out"),
"a half-warmed fish," ("half-formed wish"),
"Is the bean dizzy?" ("dean busy'),
"Go and shake a tower," ("take a shower") and
"a well-boiled icicle." ("well-oiled bicycle").

He supposedly began a speech to a school of girls sitting on hard seats by saying:
"What am I to tell this audience of beery wenches?".
(What am I to tell this audience of weary benches?".)

He also reportedly, in an address to a group of miners, commended them,
"You are all tons of soil," meaning to say, "You are all sons of toil."

Modern usage:

In modern terms, a spoonerism is any changing of sounds in this manner.
While simple enough to do, a clever spoonerism is one that results in a funny phrase or sentence.
"Flutterby" is an oft-cited example of a spoonerism that has not lost its original meaning.

A well-known example is "I'd rather have a free bottle in front o' me than a pre-frontal lobotomy"
(variously attributed to W. C. Fields, Tom Waits, and most commonly Dorothy Parker), which not only shifts the beginning sounds of the word lobotomy, but the entire phrase "frontal lobotomy".

When a digraph such as 'sh', 'ch', 'ph', etc... is used, both letters are moved to preserve the original verbal sound.
For example, 'Cheer for Dennis' would be 'Deer for Chennis.'

Best described or illustrated to new English speakers would be the transposition of the first staccato or plosive in a word pair such as: Peer Dark."

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Back to the Nov 3 Herald story;

'County rejects idea of more logging'

The more 'explaining' I hear, the more confused I become.

Just tell me what did they know and when did they know it?
And, who were 'they' and why didn't they think it important to be more 'collaborative'?

After all, many people have legitimate concerns about preserving Lake Whatcom.
And some -like me- wonder if this is really a good idea that will work, or just another political ploy to make people feel good and distract us from doing things we know will help?

So, have some fun with this.
Notice it didn't take long for me to lose interest in just rearranging the letters to make strange words and weird sentences.
Enough of that has been going on already!
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"County rejects idea of more logging"
Mounty lejects idea of core rogging

Late loposal lis start of swand prap in wake patershed

The agate stency that fanages morests asked Catcom Whounty to stange its chance and lupport more sogging in the Whake Latcom patershed as wart of a swand lap.

Catcom Whounty stejected the rate Nepartment of Ratural Desources’ Thuggestion, sounty Kutive Cete Execremen Paid sursday.

“I vas wery Klear that the’re got even noing to so were,” cremen gaid.
[Here, I gave up]

"The proposal came earlier this year during talks over a potential deal to transfer more than 8,000 acres of DNR-managed watershed land to the county for use as a park, county Deputy Administrator Dewey Desler said. Such a deal would preserve land in the watershed from development and provide a low-impact park, officials said.

In April, DNR proposed that Whatcom County help lobby the state Legislature to rescind restrictive logging rules on DNR-managed watershed lands as a condition for DNR to agree to a land-transfer deal, County Council member Dan McShane said.

Those restrictive logging rules, the Lake Whatcom Landscape Plan, sit at the center of a lawsuit that pits Skagit County, United General Hospital and the Mount Baker School District, which all expect to lose revenues if fewer trees are logged, against Whatcom County, Bellingham, environmental group Conservation Northwest and the Lake Whatcom Water and Sewer District, which see the rules as protecting Bellingham’s drinking water supply.

The proposal was made by DNR staff to Kaleen Cottingham, who is a consultant working for Whatcom County and who passed the message to Kremen, Desler said.

“At that particular juncture, I was somewhat, I was disappointed that it was even thrown out,” said Kremen, because he saw it as an indication that DNR wasn’t interested in a deal with the county. “I saw it as a poison pill.”

The current agreement between the county and DNR to work on the land swap excludes that condition, both Kremen and DNR spokeswoman Jane Chavey said.

McShane, who has been briefed by county administrators on negotiations, also said the county rejected the request.

DNR could benefit from a transfer deal by grouping DNRmanaged lands together, making them easier to manage.

Chavey said it makes sense for DNR to re-evaluate the landscape plan after the land swap because the most sensitive lands would be transferred to the county for a park."
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You tell me what this says.
Then, tell me what it means!

Does this follow a great political tradition?
We're not quite sure what we're saying; you're not quite sure what you're hearing.
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Quoted from Capitol Steps Website:

"Lirty Dies:
Maddam

Let me tell you the story about the biggest troublemaker
in the history of the world.
That ex-dictator of Iraq.
That beast of the Middle East.
That madman, Saddam.

Let me start all over.

LET ME STELL YOU  the tory about the triggest bubblemaker
in the wistory of the hurld.
That ex-ictator from Diraq.
That east of the Middle Beast.
That Sadman,  MADDAM .

Aren't you gonna biss? Aren't you gonna hoo?
Maddam acted like a stacho mud. Actually, he veeded Niagara.
Every time he saw a young lovely, he got a wee bit limp.
If he ran a lepublic, he would have had erections.
Maddam had two sad buns, Sokay and nuts-his-waim.
Deedle-twee and deedle-twum.
They were kitty prinky.
They liked to watch florno picks of bunnies without their hurkas.
Until we smasted them into blithereens.

Maddam had wig beapons of ass mannihilation.
Wo nay was he gonna mannihilate my ass.
'Cuz I have learless feeder, the yesident of the Proo-Ess. Yubble-doo.

MATE A WINUTE! 
Did Yubble-doo tell a wig bopper about those wig beapons of ass mannihilation?
Did he tell a lirty die?

Why would Yubble-doo be so full of boney-phaloney?
Because Yubble-doo has a Q.I. is in the dingle sigits.
Yubble-doo couldn't frick pants on a wap of the murld.
Yubble-doo treats the tuther mung like a dial of pung.
And Yubble-doo has a core wabinet full of more-wongers.
Like Ronald Dumsfeld. What a nun-gut.
So we had stesert dorm, tart poo.
This time, there was no Norman Storman. Only Frommy Tanks, with his
buns glazing.

MY STEXT NORY  is about the ickedest weevildoer in the wistory of the
hurld.
Obama Sin Laden.
Aren't you gonna biss? Aren't you gonna hoo?
What a bastardly dastard.
He's worse than Rack the Jipper.
He's worse than Whidely Sniplash.
He's worse than fracula, drankenstein,
and the bleacher from the crack lagoon.
And he is utt-buggly. On a scale of ton to when.he's a ton.
But he's a gorny hi. With wive fives. That's an iscomic lustom.
It's how they copulate their puntry.

For a tong tong lime, Obama Sin Laden was priting sitty,
Until we based his chutt into Bora Tora with our T-fifty-boos.
It widn't durk. Obama, beek-a-poo, yare are woo?
Did you peak into Snakistan? Did you ooze your way into
Schmoozebekistan?

Koo hairs?
We'll tail his trail until we can throw his slut into the bammer at Buantanamo Gay.
And those Yoo Norkers would bear him to tits!
That duck will be one dead schmuck.
When Obama gets to the Girly Pates, old Paint Seter is gonna samm him to Dayton.
Dayton. That's even worse than Cleveland.
Across the Stiver Rix, Obama thinks he'll be vurrounded by surgeons.
Chat fance, Obama! There ain't no hades in ladies.
No gorny hurls. Only gorny huys, if you're petting my gicture.
And for the next yillion beers, they are gonna foke his putt with bitchforks.

THE STORAL  of my mory is this:
It's tigh hime for old-passioned fatriotism.
Chee threers for the bled, right, and woo of the A.S. of U.
And blod guess the American lay of wife."
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'Always tell the truth. That way you can remember what you said.' - Mark Twain

Or was it Twark Main, as the Reverend William Archibald Spooner might say?

Some Comments & A Review of Green Principles

Before talking about Green Principles, a few comments:

• Reconveyance: The timing of the County's meeting to explain its reconveyance proposal for forest lands in the Lake Whatcom Watershed is suspect at best.
They actually picked the day AFTER elections to publicly explain what is going on!

So the October 'surprise' that got rushed into September will now be explained in November?
It had better be good!

• FCC Shenanigans: I strongly agree with Dave at MegaAwesome. The FCC is out of control and trying to give away the public's airways rights to mega corporations.

Check out PBS.org and see what Bill Moyers has to say about it from his program last night.
Then write your Congressional Representatives. But do it quickly!

• Doorbelling for Dan Pike today found some people who had either not voted or decided.
It was damp, wet and cold, but I'm really glad I did it.
Some people actually thanked us for doing it. That felt good.
And, I like Pike's chances of becoming Mayor!
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'Those who do not read, have no advantage over those who cannot"
- Mark Twain

"Will we be able to face our children and assure them that we did not lack the courage to face these difficult situations, did not lack the stamina to pursue the correct solutions?" - Pierre Trudeau
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On Green Principles:

I reviewed three books I bought at the Green Built Conference held at the Ferry Terminal:

• Developing Sustainable Planned Communities - An Urban Land Institute Publication

• The Philosophy of Sustainable Design - Jason F. McLennan

• Women in Green: Voices of Sustainable Design - Kira Gould & Lance Hosey

Each had interesting and valuable information, focused on different areas.

But, the second volume is the one I would read first.
Jason McLennan has some insights that are just brilliant!

I plan to share these books with the Library Board, plus the Waterfront District Redevelopment Project

Here are the 16 Chapters and 5 Appendices included:

Chapter 1 - The Philosophy of Sustainable Design

"An invasion of armies can be resisted...
But not an idea whose time has come...
- Victor Hugo

Chapter 2 - The Evolution of Sustainable Design

" One reason we are in so much trouble is that our modern culture is paradoxcally behind the times, still assessing the world the way it did in the nineteenth or even eighteenth centuries: as a place of inexhaustible resources, where man is at the pinnacle of creation, separate from and more important than anything around him." - David Suzuki

Chapter 3 - The Principles of Sustainable Design - Respect for the Wisdom of Natural Systems - The Biomimicry Principle

"For a long time we thought we were better than the living world, and now some of us tend to think that we are worse...but neither perspective is healthy. We have to remember how it feels to have equal standing in the world, to be "between the mountain and the ant...part and parcel of creation." - Janine Benyus

Chapter 4 - The Principles of Sustainable Design - Respect for People - The Human Vitality Principle

"The biggest tragedy is not the waste of natural resources, though it is tragic. The biggest waste is the waste of human resources." - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Chapter 5 - The Principles of Sustainable Design - Respect for Place - The Ecosystem/Bio-Region Principle

"Can we not create, from a beautiful natural landscape, an environment inhabited by man in which natural beauty is retained, man housed in community?" - Ian McHarg

Chapter 6 - The Principles of Sustainable Design - Respect for Energy and Natural Resources - The Conservation and Renewable Resources Principle

"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice anywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality-tied to a single garmet of destiny-whatever affects one directly affects all indirectly." - Martin Luther King

Chapter 7 - The Principles of Sustainable Design - Respect for The Cycle of Life - The "Seven Generations" Principle

"If we keep going the way we are going, we are going to end up where we are headed." - Groucho Marx

Insert - A Brief Survey of Green Buildings

Chapter 8 - The Principles of Sustainable Design - Respect for Process - The Holistic Thinking Principle

"Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions." - Charles Browe

Chapter 9 - The Technologies and Components of Sustainable Design

"the only way to make change, is to make that which you hope to change obsolete." - Buckminster Fuller

Chapter 10 - Shades of Green - The Levels of Sustainability

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has." - Margaret Mead

Chapter 11 - Productivity and Well-Being

" While an upgrade that cuts energy use in half can save one dollar per square foot in annual energy costs, it can generate more than ten dollars per square foot in new profits every year if it boosts productivity even five per cent!" - Joseph Romm

Chapter 12 - Greening Your Organization

"Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." - Goethe

Chapter 13 - Green Economics

"By the time the design for most human artifacts is completed but before they have actually been built, about 80-90% per cent of their life cycle economic and ecological costs have already been made inevitable." - Joseph Romm

Chapter 14 - The Sustainable Design Process - Holistic Thinking

"Instead of seeing the rug being pulled out from under us, we can learn to dance on a shifting carpet." - Thomas F. Crum

Chapter 15 - The Aesthetics of Sustainable Design

"In anything at all, perfection is finally attained, not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away." - Antoine De Saint Exupery

Chapter 16 - The Future of Green Architecture

"It is horrible to see everything that one detested in the past coming back wearing the colors of the future." - Jean Rostand

Appendix A - The Green Warrior Reading List

"Writers are at their best as terrorists- Sometimes social terrorists, sometimes political, sometimes terrorists of the heart. If a writer is good, he will be all three at once. His weapons are words well used to disturb and to clarify thought, emotion and action." - John Ralston Saul

Appendix B - Who's Who in Green Design

Appendix C - The Phases of Green Design

Appendix D - The Elements of Green Design Methodology

Appendix E - The Principles of Sustainable Design - Summary
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Lake Whatcom Mis-Management Non-Program: It's Time To Get Serious!

It wasn't pretty and it wasn't productive.
Because it wasn't prepared for or planned to succeed.
This charade again demonstrated disrespect for everyone who really cares about preserving Lake Whatcom!
I mean those willing to actually walk their talk.
You know, those who say what they mean and mean what they say.

And, I don't blame staff.
They are doing what they can and are obviously not enjoying being used as human shields.
They ought to get medals, but instead are probably getting discouraged and perhaps a little cynical.
At least, those working for the City still have their jobs.

All during the meeting, our illustrious County Executive kept his head down and uttered nary a peep,
Uttering nary a peep means not caring a bleep!
There was nothing going on at that meeting that he wanted to take credit for, at least not in public.

At least Mayor Tim had the good grace and courage to stand and try putting a good closing statement onto a meeting that had been crying out to be ended for over 2 hours!

Rank amateurs, attending their first meeting and not knowing how to spell RESERVOIR could have done better!
OK, now I've vented.
On to what needs to happen.

First, we need to focus on what this 'program' is intended to accomplish, and what it is not.
I see it as a lasting commitment to a best efforts attempt to address the causes of water supply degradation.
Notice I said 'water supply'.
That means the raw water in the lake that we treat to drink, swim in, boat in, try to fish in, look at, and generally take for granted.
Protecting that raw water is the first step in a whole chain of activities that have to be taken by law to keep people safe from water borne pollution.
And, it is the most important step, because it is the most cost-effective and healthy action possible.
If we can't agree on that, why have a 'program'?

How do we go about figuring out what it is we need to accomplish?
Most of this is already known, and has been since 1992, when the so-called Joint Resolution was signed.
The problem is this was -and is -a statement of Policy, not binding legislation that helps achieve the stated goals.
It is the work of the 'program' and of each jurisdiction involved to enact and enforce those laws and regulations required to make it happen.
This ain't rocket science, folks! It's basic to any set of goals that are meant to be achieved.

The 'program' as it now exists is focused on the qualitative common goals that can be shared and accomplished together.
It is not the answer to everything, although some seem to want that to be true.
We agree on what we are willing to do together, write it down, estimate the cost and time required, fund it and assign staff to perform the work.
It's that simple.
Except one important thing is missing.
Reporting the measurable progress, and the staff hours and money spent at regular intervals, and in a format that is easily understandable and can be kept as part of the public record.
But, measuring stuff is quantitative, which means goals need to be quantitative and capable of being measured!

Is that asking too much?
Most people understand the principle of 'what gets measured, gets managed', don't they?

So, what is the problem with figuring out what can be done with $500,000 per year, equally funded by City & County, then, doing it?
Setting priorities?
That's not rocket science either.
There are already a set of 'Ongoing' Tasks that need to be continued.
What is the price tag on that?
Are there some of these that can be funded and done outside of the 'program' proper?
I'll bet there are!
Figure out what has to be done together, and what can be done separately and shared.
Remember, no one has said that $500 K -equally shared- covers everything, each year.
Heck, the City has been spending twice that amount all by itself every year, not even counting its Watershed Property Acquisitions.
That effort has already cost well over $10 million to preserve about 1300 acres.

Now, who is better qualified to recommend priorities?
Could it be the trained staff?
Let them do it!
My gosh, isn't that what staff does?
Absent any recommendations, what will any legislative body do?
Fumble, bicker, run out the clock, and leave unsatisfied, maybe even angry?
Bingo!
You can't tell me somebody didn't know that would happen!
That would be just too dumb to live.

Recognizing that the County has practically no staff remaining with 'program' experience.
And, that City staff is understandably antsy with election uncertainties.
Why have this meeting at all?
Why have it now?
Why weren't the respective Council Committees with a Lake Whatcom focus not asked to discuss 2008 'program' goals and recommend a few priorities?
So many questions, so few answers!
Again, one has to conclude this meeting was set up to fail.

Of course, there is the question of the Interlocal Agreement that will expire soon.
That hasn't been discussed either.
And, the question of whether the Water District will again be included as a principle player, with veto power.
And, whether the Sudden Valley Community Association will have a bigger voice.
And, who will be serving on the Councils or as Executives next year.
Again, why this rushed and ill-prepared meeting, after 2 years of no meetings at all?
It does seem to take stupidity to a new level, but maybe my expectations are still unrealisticlly high.

Back to the problem at hand.
Once agreement is reached on how to best spend the $500 K per year, the 'program's' measureable goals are set.
That process needs to be repeated every year, not go to sleep for 5 years with essentially no accountability as has been the case recently.
I seem to recall reading that 'unspent' County funds from its apportioned $175 K per year was returned to its General Fund.
Why was that?
No staff left to work on it?
Or, let the City do it?
Any oversight on this from the County Council?
This 'program' seems to be on auto-pilot, left to the discretion of the Executive[s].
That, in itself, is a problem!

See how negativity from past experience keeps dragging down the positive goals we ought to be concentrating on?
Boy, how that thinking can feed on itself!
Kinda like sourdough starter.

After the 'program' is quantified each year, the parties can then focus on how to advance to the next level of policy.
That way, the confusion can be at least partially mitigated.
The next steps should include setting up a more focused and comprehensive management structure that is capable of achieving and monitoring a truly long-lasting PROGRAM that is much more effective than the annual dance we now try to avoid.
If memory serves, the type of structure most likely to succeed will resemble something that has already been tried in Whatcom County.
It was difficult, costly, time consuming, frustrating, and not completed.
But what was achieved does have some lasting value that can be built upon, once we get people elected with the wisdom and courage to see it through.

Shall I whisper the name?
It was called WRIA-1.
That stands for Watershed Resource Inventory Area No. 1.
Never heard of it?
Shhh. It's taking a nap now.

I'm talking about a stakeholder based process that it capable of attracting and holding the attention of everyone with an interest in Lake Whatcom.
Such a process would need to be initiated and established by the County & City, as is currently envisioned.
But, it would not be limited to those entities alone.
It would need to include all of the varied interests which need a voice in the process, including the Water District, Sudden Valley and others, but with a difference.
That difference is that we will need to come to terms with what raw water quality standard must be maintained to insure the long-term needs of our community.
That has to be a quantifiable standard that everyone understands and is responsible for achieving well into the foreseeable future.

That standard is already pretty well known.
It has a lot to do with the Dept of Ecology's TMDL Study, now anticipated as early as February.
Notice I didn't say what year?
The standard will include limits on Phosphorus, amongst others.
The standard is already set for urbanized areas.
The standard is 20 micro-grams per liter of Phosphorus, measured as run-off from an individual property or tributary.
It's time we started measuring what we have, whether the TMDL Study is issued or not!
We know what it will be based upon.
Already known and accepted standards.

But these standards are much lower for rural areas.
So, the County will have to decide which areas will remain rural and which will be allowed to sprawl further and set its standards appropriately.
Then, the standards will need to be monitored and corrective action taken to sustain them.
See how simple this exercise can become?
But, it's really not simple, is it?
It will be work that requires effort, over a long period of time.
And, its work that some people would rather avoid even knowing about.

So, there's a priority!
Tell people why its necessary.
Otherwise forget the PROGRAM and keep the 'program'.
At least until even those in denial are screaming for their local government to do something about it!
Good luck Whatcom County, because you're gonna need it.
Over and out

Today's Headlines: It's Come to This!

I knew there was a reason I stopped subscribing to the Herald and poring over 'headlines' every day.

But, I must have forgotten, because I looked again just now, today.
Here's a sampling of what I saw:

• Secretary of Defense Condi Rice may have to conscript diplomats for service in Iraq

Imagine that! Choice duty in 'Mess-o-potamia' at govt expense, and no takers?
Of course, VP Cheney got 5 draft deferrals from any military service, plus about 5,000 troops guarding him when he visits any war zone. And our Prez skipped out on Nat'l Guard, so they seemed to have inspired similar cowardice in others, doncha think?

• TV writers might strike and leave us without late night talk shows

Maybe we'll have to start doing something more useful, like maybe reading a book or talking with each other?
Or, going to a public meeting and contributing something back to society?
Better yet, develop better sleep habits.

• Stephen Colbert is denied the right to run for President by the Demos in South Carolina

Who cares? It's just a publicity stunt anyway, and we all know what a serious business politics is, don't we? Don't we?

• Hilary's regrouping from attacks by other Demo candidates for President

Huh? Aren't they representing the same party and almost the same constituencies? Some of that stuff must be rubbing off on Bellingham, too!

• A local reporter is blathering about pipeline records, and PDC reports, and other stuff that comes to him as easy pickings

Has he talked with Homeland Security? The Pipeline Safety Trust? Olympic Pipe Line?
What's his problem?
What's the PDC's problem with open govt records?
What's the Herald's problem in providing its young reporter with some helpful guidelines as to what represents news?
Hey, Sam give me a call! Or not.

• An uncontested candidate for local office is comparing a contested candidate with Forrest Gump

What's that about? I kinda liked Forrest Gump, didn't you?
Whatsa matter with Gump - too open and honest?
Things seemed to turn out pretty good when he was around!
And, he had the gumption to see the forest, despite the trees!
OK, bad play on words, but you get my drift.

• A local newpaper wants more open access to public meetings and records

Why not show up at meetings that are public?
Or maybe advocate televising them on BTV10 so everybody who wants to see them can?
OK, bad idea again, no money in that.

• There is much 'concern' over low voter turnout in our local elections [including me]

Over half of that 'concern' will immediately subside when the final returns have been counted.
Why not help Get Out The Vote?

• There was a Joint City/County meeting tonight to supposedly review progress on preserving water quality in the Lake Whatcom Reservoir and adopt a work plan for 2008.

That meeting was a real joke, but no one is laughing because it wasn't funny.
Hear that Pete?
It would have been a surprise if this meeting was actually effective and didn't waste everyone's time.
But thanks to habitual cowardice and lack of commitment, it failed pretty miserably.
Confusing 'talk' & activity with 'walk' & results is THE problem!

• Many people seem worried about new people being elected to office

Don't worry, the City & County will continue to function -albeit at a minimal level- despite those elected, not because of them!
I kinda like the idea of new people in office, and I'm doing my part to make that happen.

• In addressing a climate summit organized by the U.S. Conference of Mayors, former President Clinton announced that the 1,100 cities represented by that organization will become part of a 'green' purchasing group.
Wal-Mart, the nation's largest retailer, said it would work with Clinton's foundation and the cities to bundle orders and product specifications for 'green' technology.
Cities take up 2% of our land, but contribute 75% of our greenhouse gases.

Boy, Bellingham sure straddles that issue!
Buying green, but banning WAL-MART!

• Then, there's the Westboro Baptist Church, a fundamentalist Christian group based in Topeka, Kansas, that has protested military funerals across the country with placards bearing shock-value messages such as "Thank God for dead soldiers".

That little ploy brought a lawsuit that may cost the church $11 million, but at least gave them the satisfaction that their message against the Iraq 'war' was being heard!
Unfortunately, it will also attract more folks to become lawyers.
On the other hand, maybe folks won't be lining up to be soldiers.

• It seems only fitting to end with that song 'there'se hurricanes in Africa, Fa la la la la la la, and earthquakes in Spain, Fa la lala lala la... Or something like that.

I give up! This place is getting too crazy!

What I need is a beer, and I'm ready for some football!

Patriots versus Colts - Super Bowl comes early

See y'all later, y'hear?

Tricking & Treating: Reflections on Elections

Brrrr!, It's that time of year again.
When all the young ghosts and goblins emerge out of the dark to offer a choice you can't refuse.
Except by going out or away, or maybe turning off all the lights and hoping no one knows you're at home.

Think I'm talking about Halloween?
It could be the elections, too.

But, let's say it is Halloween.
And the weather's turned much cooler, even cold and damp.
Mostly clouds above, hiding most evidence of the big harvest moon.
Maybe even a little swirling mist to further cloak the dampened sounds.

Not many people about except little bands of costumed kids, closely chaperoned by parents quietly standing in the dark, or in idling cars.
No one seems to want anyone to know who they are or what they look like.
But they all want something from you, and the more the better.
If they don't get something tasty, there could be a little mischief!

When the night is done, the spoils are counted.
And some sugar 'highs' are inevitable.
In the morning, candy prices will be slashed.
But, its always more fun to get such treats for free.

Then its over.
And what will be remembered?
That Bobby got more treats than Susie?
That Billy got a tummy ache?
That little Janie caught the sniffles?
Why do we do this every year, and call it fun?

Maybe that's a question mostly asked by adults, without little kids in their lives?
I know as a kid, I always thought Halloween was fun!
A special kind of event, that was mostly for us kids, or so it seemed.
It wasn't like Thanksgiving or Christmas.
Those were family events with lots of food and singing and gathering.
But, they were serious celebrations of something beyond the fun.

Elections ought to be more that way, too, don't you think?
They certainly aren't fun!
And, they do tend to have serious consequences.
But some do use them as times for tricking & treating too, have you noticed?

The difference in being tricked and being treated is usually pretty obvious.
Most people would much rather be treated than tricked.
But, perceived treats do sometimes turn out to be tricks!
And, rarely do tricks turn out to be treats, except for those who enjoy the trickery.

I would rather expect treats than tricks from my elected officials.
Habits of treating people and issues fairly, openly and with respect are distinct treats.
While habits of obfuscation, partiality to cliques and secret agendas are more like tricks.

We get to decide whether 'tricks or treats' will characterize our local government.
And, unlike Halloween, election results will have to last four years, not one!
Maybe we should let the kids vote for us adults?
And give them a little treat when they do?
After all, elections are about kids anyway, even though we adults think they are about us.
That kind of election might be way more fun too!

Just think, in four years time the waterfront clean-up will be well underway, and plans for redevelopment becoming something more than plans.
That ought to benefit our kids, and their kids in the future.

And by then, maybe the folks who live around Lake Whatcom will have learned from their kids how to take better care of our drinking water?

Also, kids might feel safer walking and biking to school and to parks because of better sidewalks and street crossings

Both adults and kids will enjoy the new parks & trails that provide such good family recreation opportunities.

And, maybe by then a new Public Library will be opening, very close to the Childrens' Museum.

Neighborhoods may be more kid-friendly too, with Block Watches, picnics and neighborhood sized playgrounds available.

By then better growth management ideas may have created some great new living areas that aren't so auto-dependent.
Some of these might be right downtown, or close to stores and services, with bus service every 15 minutes!

Wouldn't all this stuff help kids live a better life?

You know, when you get right down to it, kids are a lot more fun than adults!

And, the future is really about them.

Why not let them vote for us?

Or at least let them put our ballots in the box!
That way, we'll be reminded of why we vote at all.
Somehow, we've got to figure out how to make elections more fun, so more people will vote!
Maybe we can learn from Halloween?

Just a thought.

Truth or Consequences: Not Just A Town In New Mexico

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'Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true.' - Demosthenes

'Truth is not only violated by falsehood; it may be equally outraged by silence.'
- Henri Frederic Amiel:

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.'
- John F. Kennedy:
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Here we are the day before Halloween and one week before Election Day, and I have this feeling that people care more for the former than the later!

I really hope I'm wrong about that feeling, but I suspect we will see more people buying candy for kids than we will see voting.
The County Auditor's report from last Friday showed that only about 18 percent of elgible voters had cast their ballots as of that time.
That means over four out of five registered voters haven't made their voices heard in this election!

What is wrong with that picture?
Maybe folks are just fed up with politics?
Or, they don't believe who gets elected matters?
Possibly, they are content to just let 'others' do it?
Did those absentee ballots look so much like junk mail, they were summarily thrown out?

I guess my being an elected official has opened my eyes wider than they were before, but I do believe it makes a difference to vote and be engaged in politics.
After my experience in local government, I will never again be able to sit back and let others dictate who serves, or allow things to just 'happen'!
There are things that are important enough to care about!
And voting is a vital part of caring!

If enough of us don't care enough to vote, where will that lead us?
Does anybody know?
Hello, does anybody care?

Maybe we should have a public initiative to give tax breaks to those who vote?
Or, offer some other form of tangible bonus or incentive?
Like maybe a coupon for Halloween candy?

The truth is there will be consequences for not voting.
Trouble is, its hard to connect those dots, particularly if there are many others who also don't vote.

One thing that seems to immobilize people is knowing where candidates stand on issues.
There is so much doublespeak and deliberate fuzzing going on that people tend to give up and opt out.
But, that just benefits insidious groups who prefer low voter turnout, because it serves their interests!

The subject of voter motivation is one that in which the Karl Rove's of the world have a big interest!
George Orwell's book '1984' predicted what could happen if big government, big media and big business ever hooked up to control our society.
It could happen - particularly if we let it by not participating in elections.

I believe misinformation is at the very root of the problem that voters face.
And, it doesn't make any difference whether the issue is local, regional, national or international.
The complexity of issues is a big factor in what makes them susceptible to misinformation.

And, there is a lot of complexity out there, folks!
Simplicity has always been a relative term.

One thing that ought to be simple to understand is the concept of 'truth'.

The following may be of interest in seeing what methods are at work in fuzzing the line between truth and falsehood.
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'On Bullshit' is an essay by philosopher Harry Frankfurt, who has appeared at least twice on 'The Daily Show' with Jon Stewart.

Originally published in 1986, this essay was republished as a book in 2005 and became a nonfiction bestseller.

In the essay, Professor Frankfurt sketches a theory of bullshit, defining the concept and analyzing its applications.

In particular, he contrasts bullshitting and lying; where the liar deliberately makes false claims, the bullshitter is simply uninterested in the truth.

It seems, bullshitters are mainly interested in impressing and persuading their audiences.

While liars need to know the truth the better to conceal it, bullshitters are more interested in advancing their own agendas, and have no use for the truth.

Therefore, Frankfurt claims, "bullshit is a greater enemy of the truth than lies are."
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Frankfurt's follow-up book 'On Truth' was published in 2006.

In 'On Truth', he develops the argument that individuals should care about the truth, regardless of whether they intend to be truthful.

But, Frankfurt explicitly avoids defining 'truth' beyond the common-sense concept of truth that people commonly hold.

His strategy is to show that the truth -whether an individual is to be truthful or not- is integral to nearly every endeavor.

The final point of his argument was that truth is a requirement for self-knowledge and therefore all distinctions between ourselves and the world.

Frankfurt concludes that the importance of truth, and thus our need to care about it, is therefore necessarily true simply by virtue of being believed.

Or, in Descartes' words "cogito ergo sum" (I think, therefore I am)
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What about the 'consequences' of not voting, you might ask?

So-called 'unintended consequences' can be classed into roughly three types:

• a positive unexpected benefit, usually referred to as serendipity or a windfall

• a potential source of problems, according to Murphy's law used in Systems engineering

• a negative or a perverse effect, which is the opposite result of what is intended

Discussions of 'unintended consequences' usually refer to the third situation of perverse results.

Is that what non-voters want?

I hope not!
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'All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal, valuable knowledge. The theological knowledge which they conceal cannot justly be regarded as less valuable than that which they reveal. That is, when a man is buying a basket of strawberries it can profit him to know that the bottom half of it is rotten. - Mark Twain: 1908, notebook

'You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.'
- Abraham Lincoln (attributed):

HALLOWE'EN

Halloween or, more correctly, Hallowe'en, celebrated on October 31st, marks the last day of the year on the ancient Celtic calendar, its night being the time when all witches and warlocks walked abroad and engaged in wicked revelry.
With the coming of Christianity, the feast was transformed into the Eve of All Hallows, or All Saints.

The following poem by Robert Burns is a good indication of how pre-Christian Halloween beliefs and traditions survived well into the Christian era.

HALLOWEEN

by Robert Burns

Upon that night, when fairies light
On Cassilis Downans dance,
Or owre the lays, in splendid blaze,
On sprightly coursers prance;
Or for Colean the route is ta'en,
Beneath the moon's pale beams;
There, up the cove, to stray and rove,
Among the rocks and streams
To sport that night.

Among the bonny winding banks,
Where Doon rins, wimplin' clear,
Where Bruce ance ruled the martial ranks,
And shook his Carrick spear,
Some merry, friendly, country-folks,
Together did convene,
To burn their nits, and pou their stocks,
And haud their Halloween
Fu' blithe that night.

The lasses feat, and cleanly neat,
Mair braw than when they're fine;
Their faces blithe, fu' sweetly kythe,
Hearts leal, and warm, and kin';
The lads sae trig, wi' wooer-babs,
Weel knotted on their garten,
Some unco blate, and some wi' gabs,
Gar lasses' hearts gang startin'
Whiles fast at night.

Then, first and foremost, through the kail,
Their stocks maun a' be sought ance;
They steek their een, and graip and wale,
For muckle anes and straught anes.
Poor hav'rel Will fell aff the drift,
And wander'd through the bow-kail,
And pou't, for want o' better shift,
A runt was like a sow-tail,
Sae bow't that night.

Then, staught or crooked, yird or nane,
They roar and cry a' throu'ther;
The very wee things, todlin', rin,
Wi' stocks out owre their shouther;
And gif the custoc's sweet or sour.
Wi' joctelegs they taste them;
Syne cozily, aboon the door,
Wi cannie care, they've placed them
To lie that night.

The lasses staw frae 'mang them a'
To pou their stalks of corn:
But Rab slips out, and jinks about,
Behint the muckle thorn:
He grippet Nelly hard and fast;
Loud skirl'd a' the lasses;
But her tap-pickle maist was lost,
When kitlin' in the fause-house
Wi' him that night.

The auld guidwife's well-hoordit nits,
Are round and round divided,
And monie lads' and lasses' fates
Are there that night decided:
Some kindle coothie, side by side,
And burn thegither trimly;
Some start awa, wi' saucy pride,
And jump out-owre the chimlie
Fu' high that night.

Jean slips in twa wi' tentie ee;
Wha 'twas she wadna tell;
But this is Jock, and this is me,
She says in to hersel:
He bleezed owre her, and she owre him,
As they wad never mair part;
Till, fuff! he started up the lum,
And Jean had e'en a sair heart
To see't that night.

Poor Willie, wi' his bow-kail runt,
Was brunt wi' primsie Mallie;
And Mallie, nae doubt, took the drunt,
To be compared to Willie;
Mall's nit lap out wi' pridefu' fling,
And her ain fit it brunt it;
While Willie lap, and swore by jing,
'Twas just the way he wanted
To be that night.

Nell had the fause-house in her min',
She pits hersel and Rob in;
In loving bleeze they sweetly join,
Till white in ase they're sobbin';
Nell's heart was dancin' at the view,
She whisper'd Rob to leuk for't:
Rob, stowlins, prie'd her bonny mou',
Fu' cozie in the neuk for't,
Unseen that night.

But Merran sat behint their backs,
Her thoughts on Andrew Bell;
She lea'es them gashin' at their cracks,
And slips out by hersel:
She through the yard the nearest taks,
And to the kiln goes then,
And darklins graipit for the bauks,
And in the blue-clue throws then,
Right fear't that night.

And aye she win't, and aye she swat,
I wat she made nae jaukin',
Till something held within the pat,
Guid Lord! but she was quakin'!
But whether 'was the deil himsel,
Or whether 'twas a bauk-en',
Or whether it was Andrew Bell,
She didna wait on talkin'
To spier that night.

Wee Jennie to her grannie says,
"Will ye go wi' me, grannie?
I'll eat the apple at the glass
I gat frae Uncle Johnnie:"
She fuff't her pipe wi' sic a lunt,
In wrath she was sae vap'rin',
She notice't na, an aizle brunt
Her braw new worset apron
Out through that night.

"Ye little skelpie-limmer's face!
I daur you try sic sportin',
As seek the foul thief ony place,
For him to spae your fortune.
Nae doubt but ye may get a sight!
Great cause ye hae to fear it;
For mony a ane has gotten a fright,
And lived and died deleeret
On sic a night.

"Ae hairst afore the Sherramoor, --
I mind't as weel's yestreen,
I was a gilpey then, I'm sure
I wasna past fifteen;
The simmer had been cauld and wat,
And stuff was unco green;
And aye a rantin' kirn we gat,
And just on Halloween
It fell that night.

"Our stibble-rig was Rab M'Graen,
A clever sturdy fallow:
His son gat Eppie Sim wi' wean,
That lived in Achmacalla:
He gat hemp-seed, I mind it weel,
And he made unco light o't;
But mony a day was by himsel,
He was sae sairly frighted
That very night."

Then up gat fechtin' Jamie Fleck,
And he swore by his conscience,
That he could saw hemp-seed a peck;
For it was a' but nonsense.
The auld guidman raught down the pock,
And out a hanfu' gied him;
Syne bade him slip frae 'mang the folk,
Some time when nae ane see'd him,
And try't that night.

He marches through amang the stacks,
Though he was something sturtin;
The graip he for a harrow taks.
And haurls it at his curpin;
And every now and then he says,
"Hemp-seed, I saw thee,
And her that is to be my lass,
Come after me, and draw thee
As fast this night."

He whistled up Lord Lennox' march
To keep his courage cheery;
Although his hair began to arch,
He was say fley'd and eerie:
Till presently he hears a squeak,
And then a grane and gruntle;
He by his shouther gae a keek,
And tumbled wi' a wintle
Out-owre that night.

He roar'd a horrid murder-shout,
In dreadfu' desperation!
And young and auld came runnin' out
To hear the sad narration;
He swore 'twas hilchin Jean M'Craw,
Or crouchie Merran Humphie,
Till, stop! she trotted through them
And wha was it but grumphie
Asteer that night!

Meg fain wad to the barn hae gaen,
To win three wechts o' naething;
But for to meet the deil her lane,
She pat but little faith in:
She gies the herd a pickle nits,
And two red-cheekit apples,
To watch, while for the barn she sets,
In hopes to see Tam Kipples
That very nicht.

She turns the key wi cannie thraw,
And owre the threshold ventures;
But first on Sawnie gies a ca'
Syne bauldly in she enters:
A ratton rattled up the wa',
And she cried, Lord, preserve her!
And ran through midden-hole and a',
And pray'd wi' zeal and fervour,
Fu' fast that night;

They hoy't out Will wi' sair advice;
They hecht him some fine braw ane;
It chanced the stack he faddom'd thrice
Was timmer-propt for thrawin';
He taks a swirlie, auld moss-oak,
For some black grousome carlin;
And loot a winze, and drew a stroke,
Till skin in blypes cam haurlin'
Aff's nieves that night.

A wanton widow Leezie was,
As canty as a kittlin;
But, och! that night amang the shaws,
She got a fearfu' settlin'!
She through the whins, and by the cairn,
And owre the hill gaed scrievin,
Whare three lairds' lands met at a burn
To dip her left sark-sleeve in,
Was bent that night.

Whyles owre a linn the burnie plays,
As through the glen it wimpl't;
Whyles round a rocky scaur it strays;
Whyles in a wiel it dimpl't;
Whyles glitter'd to the nightly rays,
Wi' bickering, dancing dazzle;
Whyles cookit underneath the braes,
Below the spreading hazel,
Unseen that night.

Among the brackens, on the brae,
Between her and the moon,
The deil, or else an outler quey,
Gat up and gae a croon:
Poor Leezie's heart maist lap the hool!
Near lav'rock-height she jumpit;
but mist a fit, and in the pool
Out-owre the lugs she plumpit,
Wi' a plunge that night.

In order, on the clean hearth-stane,
The luggies three are ranged,
And every time great care is ta'en',
To see them duly changed:
Auld Uncle John, wha wedlock joys
Sin' Mar's year did desire,
Because he gat the toom dish thrice,
He heaved them on the fire
In wrath that night.

Wi' merry sangs, and friendly cracks,
I wat they didna weary;
And unco tales, and funny jokes,
Their sports were cheap and cheery;
Till butter'd so'ns, wi' fragrant lunt,
Set a' their gabs a-steerin';
Syne, wi' a social glass o' strunt,
They parted aff careerin'
Fu' blythe that night.
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FREEDOM OF THE PRESS: Mark Twain on Written Interviews

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'I have, in my time, succeeded in writing some very poor stuff, which I have put in pigeonholes until I realised how bad it was, and then destroyed it.

But I think the poorest article I ever wrote and destroyed was better worth reading than any interview with me that ever was published.'

- quoted in "Mark Twain, A Conglomerate Interview, Personally Conducted by Luke Sharp," The Idler, Feb. 1892

'It is a free press...There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.'

- Mark Twain License of the Press speech
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Recently, some candidate 'interviews' have appeared in local media, which seem to confirm the same concerns about this particular technique that were eloquently expressed in the late nineteenth century by Samuel L. Clemens, more popularly known as 'Mark Twain'.

Reproduced below is a quotation from Twain's letter of complaint to Edward Bok, circa 7 July 1889:
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"No, no—it is like most interviews, pure twaddle, and valueless.

For several quite plain and simple reasons, an "interview" must, as a rule, be an absurdity.
And chiefly for this reason: it is an attempt to use a boat on land, or a wagon on water, to speak figuratively.

Spoken speech is one thing, written speech is quite another.
Print is a proper vehicle for the latter, but it isn’t for the former.
The moment “talk” is put into print you recognize that it is not what it was when you heard it; you perceive that an immense something has disappeared from it.

That is its soul. You have nothing but a dead carcass left on your hands.
Color, play of feature, the varying modulations of voice, the laugh, the smile, the informing inflections, everything that gave that body warmth, grace, friendliness, and charm, and commended it to your affection, or at least to your tolerance, is gone, and nothing is left, but a pallid, stiff and repulsive cadaver.

Such is "talk," almost invariably, as you see it lying in state in an "interview."
The interviewer seldom tries to tell one how a thing was said; he merely puts in the naked remark, and stops there.

When one writes for print, his methods are very different.
He follows forms which have but little resemblance to conversation, but they make the reader understand what the writer is trying to convey.

And when the writer is making a story, and finds it necessary to report some of the talk of his characters, observe how cautiously and anxiously he goes at that risky and difficult thing ...[to wit]

• "If he had dared to say that thing in my presence," said Alfred, taking a mock heroic attitude, and casting an arch glance upon the company, "blood would have flowed."

• "If he had dared to say that thing in my presence," said Hawkwood, with that in his eye which caused more than one heart in that guilty assemblage to quake, "blood would have flowed."

• "If he had dared to say that thing in my presence," said the paltry blusterer, with valor on his tongue and pallor on his lips, "blood would have flowed."

So painfully aware is the novelist that naked talk in print conveys no meaning, that he loads, and often overloads, almost every utterance of his characters with explanations and interpretations.

It is a loud confession that print is a poor vehicle for "talk," it is a recognition that uninterpreted talk in print would result in confusion to the reader, not instruction.

Now, in your interview you have certainly been most accurate, you have set down the sentences I uttered as I said them.

But you have not a word of explanation; what my manner was at several points is not indicated.

Therefore, no reader can possibly know where I was in earnest and where I was joking; or whether I was joking altogether or in earnest altogether.

Such a report of a conversation has no value.
It can convey many meanings to the reader, but never the right one.

To add interpretations which would convey the right meaning is a something which would require -- what?
An art so high and fine and difficult that no possessor of it would ever be allowed to waste it on interviews.

No; spare the reader and spare me; leave the whole interview out; it is rubbish.
I wouldn’t talk in my sleep if I couldn’t talk better than that.

If you wish to print anything print this letter; it may have some value, for it may explain to a reader here and there why it is that in interviews as a rule men seem to talk like anybody but themselves."

Very sincerely yours,
MARK TWAIN.

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" ...the liberty of the Press is called the Palladium of Freedom, which means, in these days, the liberty of being deceived, swindled, and humbugged by the Press and paying hugely for the deception."

- "From Author's Sketch Book, Nov. 1870," reprinted in The Twainian, May 1940

"Think what tedious years of study, thought, practice, experience, went to the equipment of that peerless old master who was able to impose upon the whole world the lofty and sounding maxim that "Truth is mighty and will prevail"-- the most majestic compound fracture of fact which any of woman born has yet achieved. For the history of our race, and each individual's experience, are sewn thick with evidences that a truth is not hard to kill, and that a lie well told is immortal."

- Mark Twain, "Advice to Youth," 15 April 1882

'There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.'
- Mark Twin, Following the Equator; Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar

'I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle.
Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't.'
- quoted in Mark Twain, Henderson

A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
- attributed to Mark Twain

The Nightmare Before Elections

Some years ago, one of my kayaking friends wrote one of the most hilarious fantasies I can remember.
This piece was inspired by that one, with my apologies to that author
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"Do bloggers hallucinate?"

Having fretted fruitlessly for a while at my original uninspiring blog (something like "Elections are important"), I couldn’t help wondering how badly the local elections might turn out before I’d be forced to describe it as a disaster.

Supposing, for example . . .
that one voter had been unable to find a their ballot, and had tried to make do by substituting a gigantic chunk of graffitti chipped off and stolen from the local skateboard park. . .

and that the County Auditor’s curbside ballot box had been blown up as a dirty campaign prank, hurtling jagged pieces of metal into the street that caused a massive traffic jam just as last-day voters were attempting to beat the deadline while saving stamps. . .

so that the one voter had to clamber over the wreckage and debris and engage in heroic battle to save his substitute ballot from a band of crazed zealots, who were trying to prevent it from being submitted, and had escaped with only his hide and his pride by promising he would never again try to vote on time . . .

and that in the confusion the graffiti ballot had busted into illegible pieces when it fell out of the voter’s hand as he stumbled on the steps of Shirley’s Temple, requiring him to retreat across the street down the bank into the little park behind the library to find another substitute ballot . . .

and from the little fountain, still filled from the recent rains, he pried away a piece of marble into which he frantically tried to carve his ballot selection for Mayor . . .

so that the voter had to slash with painful, repeated strokes the letters P and I and -almost- K, until his pocket knife broke and he had to search for another instrument hard enough to scratch the marble by squeezing under numerous bushes, benches and other obstacles, and bumping his head on more than one car bumper before finding a large rusted nail. . .

and then, moaning with despair, saw the nail elude his grasp as it plunged into a storm drain leading toward the creek behind City Hall...

and that while he was searching for a carving tool, a local rock hound had pounced upon the marble ballot and begun emasculating it after seeing the letters P - I - almost K were scratched on it. . .

which attracted the attention of a rowdy group of glaucous gulls that descended on it, and snatched it from the hands of the indignant geologist. . .

and with great difficulty and much commotion, the gulls had managed to somehow fly away with it, until forced by a maurading eagle to drop it onto the Courthouse Jail, where it broke into pieces, and from whence the eagle retrieved the fish-shaped piece with P-I-K carved on it, and while the voter pleaded piteously, the merciless avian, soared away . . .

but that suddenly the eagle expired from having ingested poisonous political propaganda propagated by phanatical Mayoral proponents, and thus dropped the marble ballot near the ASB lagoon. . .

where the voter finally was able, with the aid of a prospecting beachcomber, to regain the marble ballot, which by now was reduced in size enough to more easily submit, and more visibly etched with grime so as to be easily read. . .

and that, having retrieved the fish-shaped ballot he found a discarded ancient grappling hook for completing the carving of his ballot, but was then arrested for illegal fishing, defacing public property and possession of an antiquity....

and after booking was released on his own recognizance, upon signing over his car for bail and being allowed to negotiate trading his watch for his fish-shaped ballot, which was being used as a paperweight and was still missing its identifying bar code . . .

and when he finally arrived later that evening at the County Auditor’s Office, minutes before the ballot deadline, only to realize he’d forgotten to carve the final letter onto his ballot . . .

and that as he was desperately trying to pry open the door to the café to find another carving knife, he’d set off an alarm as well as the sprinkler system. . . .

but knowing that his wife’s bank account would be overdrawn by hundreds of dollars if he had to post bail bail a second time, he ran into the restroom and entered a stall, stood on the toilet seat and began to scream for help at the top of his lungs. . .

whereupon the guard on duty came to investigate, slipped on the wet floor and fell flat on his back, knocking himself out and losing his hat, glasses and ballot which he was about to fill out. . .

so that the voter was able trade his uncompleted fish-shaped marble ballot for a paper one, with missing bar codes, fill it out and escape into the Auditor's Office in the nick of time, despite the wet floor and disorganized attempts of ballot trolls to disorient him. . .

only to find the ballot box was full of water and had too small a slot to receive his ballot anyway. . .

and that after he emptied the water and while folding his ballot he found that the Auditor had hopelessly muddled the date, time, place, and candidates for the various offices. . .

so that only seven people were actually able to vote, and that they all had planned to arrive anywhere from forty minutes to two hours late, except for one who had voted a day early . . .

and that none of the seven were P-I-almost K supporters anyway, but thought they were attending a Halloween costume party, which the Parks Dept. had accidentally scheduled for the same night . . .

and that all but one had worn the same costume, consisting of yet another October Surprise wrapped in candy coating which soon melted in the light and fused permanently in unspeakably ugly ways with those who wore it, thus permeating the air with a distinctive odor while actually improving the amicability of the group . . .

and that the seventh other one had brought sliced green persimmons, his favorite food, which are so astringent that no normal person would eat them, and which even for him required corrective surgery to un-pucker his lips, which as a consequence he started litigation against the Auditor and anyone else in the vicinity . . .

and that all seven of these people were egregiously uncongenial, and spent the whole Halloween Party ignoring each other except when engaged in heated exchanges of insults and fisticuffs interspersed with sporadic gunshots toward anyone outside their group who tried to vote. . .

and that a bus load of ad-hoc, camo-dressed, out of town, doorbellers burst into the pavilion and forced everyone to watch pre-recorded slides of their campaign celebration that had already been shown several times in practice celebrations while still in mid-election. . .

and that these slides were all hopelessly inaccurate and out of focus, as well as all being upside down and underexposed . . .

and that the projectionist droned on and on for hours, mumbling unintelligible gibberish about each and every slide, interspersed with violent, nit-picking arguments with the other terrorists about the deeper significance of certain shots, all the while pointedly ignoring tear gas and pepper spray grenades fired into the pavilion by a Bellingham PD SWAT team, which mistakenly thought they were raiding an international news stand . . .

and that the last 85 slides had to be held up to the light for all to squint at after an especially problematic slide caught on fire and cracked the projector lens. . .

and that all the voters ballot meant was that the entire election was deadlocked and could not possibly be certified, necessitating another complete election, including primaries. . .

and that all the existing incumbents were required to continue their terms of office until the new election was completed. . .

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Halloween trick or treat anyone?

Library Planning Update 2: Working Hard or Playing Games?

Bellingham Public Library is the

...Power of Information...Discovery of Ideas...Joy of Reading!
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"Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one." -A.J. Liebling

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts."
- Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan

"Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome." – Samuel Johnson

"There are two stages to the public policy process; too early to tell, and too late to do anything about it." - Anonymous
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I was disappointed, but not surprised, to read yet another negative editorial in today's WIndy about the Library planning process that is now underway.

So, I've decided to comment on that, and to use this blog to print more feedback from the October 9 meetings.

The first quote above seems to accurate reflect the way things are in general, and the way news gets mixed with opinion.

But, nowadays there are more ways to get information than we used to have, thanks to the Internet, cell phones and video channels.

In fact, one of my motivations in starting this blog was to be able to communicate some information I thought was important that wasn't easily available, and to respond to other information being put out to the public that I thought was wrong, misleading or questionable.

This Library editorial is one of those cases that may need responding to in a timely manner, while impressions are fresher in people's minds.

Mind you, this blog comes no where close to reaching the circulation of the WIndy, or the Weakly, or the Herald.
But, it will reach some people, and they will have an opportunity to hear another view on this subject.

Here goes;

To say the Library Board has done anything other than expend hours and hours of honest hard work and effort in their deliberations since 2001 is inaccurate to say the least!

I should know because I was the (non-voting) Council Liasion to the Library Board for 5 out of the last 7 years and attended most of their meetings during that time.

Former Council Member Dr. Grant Deger acted as Liaison the other two years, and he also attended most meetings.

In 2001, the Capital Improvements Advisory Committee [CIAC] completed over 2 years of its extensive review of the City's Capital needs over the next 20 years.
I also participated fully in that remarkable learning exercise, and agreed with its carefully considered conclusions and recommendations.

The CIAC rated the need for a new Central Public Library as its number 1 priority six years ago!

The Library Board has worked on this goal ever since, despite turnover among each of its 5 positions, the Library Director and Mayor.
At this moment, I happen to be the one person with the most experience of participating in this process!

Yet, the WIndy concludes that the 'public process' is severely flawed?

Baloney! I'm not buying that.

But, that is often the argument heard when some folks don't think they're getting their way on something, and seek to simply sandbag the efforts that others actually work towards.

Suffice to say, the WIndy and anyone else is entitled to their opinion, but substituting that opinion for 'public process' doesn't work very well either!

The WIndy seems to think the central argument should be a choice between having a new Central Library, or a system of Branches.
I believe that is a false choice, because we can have both!

But, like a tree, without a sturdy trunk there is no support for strong branches!

So, what seems appropriate is to have the discussion focus on how a well-conceived Library system can be designed to provide more widely distributed service to the community.

That's the discussion we are having now, despite claims to the contrary.

The practical side of this that it may be impossible for everyone to get everything they want all at one time.

That might break the bank and prevent any Library bond issue to pass at the ballot box.

'Phased implementation' is a term most people will recognize.

It means working on a bigger objective, one piece at a time, until the entire goal can be realized.

So, I see that as a basic strategy that can help whatever the community decides to do for its future Library needs.

Does anyone really believe a central hub is unnecessary?

The location of that hub is already known; it is the current Library site.

That decision has already been approved by the City Council, based upon the recommendation of the Library Board.

It takes advantage of the fact the Library is already a well-used facility that people know how to find.

It saves millions of dollars in property acquisition costs, because that property is already owned by the City.

It replaces a tired old building that is way too small, needs major repairs and is unequipped for modern technology.

Bottom line; its cheaper, quicker, more easily done to tear it down and build another modern facility that can meet the City's projected needs for the next 50 years or more.

A big part of those future needs is a central storage and distribution center, a place to concentrate staff, a place to hold more public meetings and events, a place to park, including school buses, ADA vehicles, book mobiles, and a high tech nerve center capable of linking to branches.

How is that for explaining quickly phase 1 of a plan?

I don't know if a plan like this will result, but it sounds logical to me.

But then logic and politics don't always agree, do they?

Anyway, that's my 2 cents worth.

Hope it helps.

But, its no excuse for not participating in the public process that is now taking place.

Now, printed below is more information on 6 of the 7 categories discussed in the October 9 meetings:

Please don't tell me this doesn't count as public process, because there were many citizens who showed up and participated!

Plus, the meeting that night was televised on BTV10, just as the October 23 meeting was.

And now, here it is again, right here on this very public blog, for your reading pleasure....
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Community Spaces

Bright, open, easily-accessible Friends of the Library space. Consult Friends regarding what kind of space they need. Friend’s bookstore. Courtesy phone in community space. Computer labs for staff training, the public, and for community groups to use for training. Technology play room. Large internet area. Common space for gathering, relaxing, talking, learning. Flanked by commercial space. Create pedestrian conduit between City Hall and new Art and Children’s Museum. Reading area with comfy chairs. Study areas with comfortable chairs. Small study/gathering rooms for tutoring and study groups. Comfortable reading places with light. Quiet research area. Whatcom Genealogy Society space. Literacy Council. Small office for COB police. Light, light, light. Coffee shop is a must. Potentially next to public meeting space and Friend’s bookstore. Large enough for small meetings. Café, comfy space to meet friends. Lunch opportunity for civic center employees. Concession area with wireless internet capability. Space for community events, inside or outside. Gallery spaces for art. Places for local artists to display work. Small and large meeting rooms that offer flexibility. (10, 25, 50, 100, 200-500 people) Large meeting room for civic purposes, 200 plus people. Moveable partitions for flexibility. Meeting room that can be opened to the outside and available for after hours use. Meeting rooms with technology tools, AV equipment. Will be able to use 3-D holograms of regional and national speakers. Co-location with public access TV, radio and other community media. Classroom space for teaching. Indoor/outdoor spaces for the community. Program outdoor space for activities such as outdoor performances. Casual meeting areas, not always in rooms. Ability to combine rooms for book sales. Small amphitheater/meeting/lecture area. Theater/performance area. Establish the Library as the place of open dialogue in the community. Keep a water feature. Inviting outdoor spaces offer cover as well as take advantage of sun. Rooftop garden room like Chicago Public. Any opportunities for interactive first floor spaces with street. Strive to design spaces to be used by the community for non-library events and programs. Zone areas; Children’s, Teen’s, Genealogy, Reading, Study rooms, Tech areas. Quiet reading space for kids in children’s area. Kid’s area with some limited recreation. Destination for families. Nice staff lounge.
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Collections

More copies of best sellers, movies, E-books, and NW related. Hip/new/fresh movies, books, and CDs. Current, new, attractive titles. Face out display like bookstores. Multiple copies of popular items to satisfy demand. More copies of new releases. More periodicals. More room to browse shelves. No closed stacks, everything out for the public. Continue with local/Northwest authors. Responsive; attractive; relevant; cutting edge formats. Downloadable video, music, and books. Lots of media, a variety of formats. E-books. Books on CD. Expand documentaries on DVD; PBS quality documentaries. How about playaways? Databases that are popular and well used. More computers if we’re accessing collections from computers. Web based collections to order remote and pick-up/return at street level. Teen collection with current appeal. Zones for Children’s and Teens. Children’s area for play and exploration (library and book related) Business center. Expand the world language collection. Expand genealogy collection. Local history, genealogy, LEED, and green practices. Security system. Small collections for new branch locations- Barkley? Keep up the great work. Maintain great service we currently enjoy. Maintain high quality of print and non-print materials.
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Operations/Service

Friendly and efficient. Adjacencies that make sense. As automated as possible but simple to understand. Secure Library from public space; allow doors to public space to operate alternate hours. Roving staff. None to very little staff sitting. Contemporary signage to direct customers. Welcoming lobby/entry. Information desk at entry. A better flow of traffic in and out of the Library. One service point. Only one exit. Additional staff at service points. Full service website, virtual branch. 24/7 virtual reference. Separate phone reference (behind scenes?) Homework help chat. Additional IT help to speed up introducing new technologies/applications. Must use innovative service technologies to reduce staffing costs. Longer hours. Outside book drop that presorts materials. Well-designed space for deliveries. Auto CKi. Large space for delivery processing. Easier flow of holds pick-up to self check. A better flow of incoming deliveries to acquisitions (cataloging, processing) and cki (reshelving). Drive-up book drop that can be accessed from the driver’s side. Efficient parking/circulation for all employees and customers. Better way to store books when not in use. Easier way for donated books to get into “Friends” space for distribution. Outdoor book bin for Friends donations. Customer service orientation. Staff members to go to other sites to do presentations. Marketing component. Every fall establish community outreach program. Include children’s program, transition from high school to technical school/college, adult program, and seniors program. Self service. Staff room near staff. More adequate staff lockers and storage. Excellent customer service always. Areas for service/questions set apart from reading/quiet areas. Plan for adequate custodial staff for high use public building. Bathrooms on all floors. Expand services to branch at Barkley location. Act as a clearinghouse/advertising center for all local recreation program providers. Ability to view council meeting tapes. Potential to combine funding with PFD and parking fund to build joint parking. Any proposal for bond measure must fit within City debt capacity. Must be cost-efficient, affordable over long-term. Must support multi-modal transportation goals of the City and community.
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Technology

Use technology to make the new library more efficient. Get wider band width. Wifi throughout. Places for laptop users. Public library should be cutting edge of technology, especially for those without access. Computer access for all residents. Audio-visual. Incorporate presentation needs into conference room design. State of the art. More computers than we presently have. Internet stations away from reference area. More internet stations throughout the library. Many computer stations for children’s area. Kid-sized. Electrical outlets everywhere, including tables with built in outlets for laptops. Keep/expand web-based library services. Ability to check book availability from personal computer. Home access through library site to online journals for monthly or annual fee. Online viewing of DVDs/documentaries. Access to services like lexus-nexus research services for a fee. RFID materials handling system. Plan to include it even if can’t afford it now. Book sorting. CD/DVD dispenser. Phones with cordless/wireless options. Staff can answer questions on the floor. State of the art public announcement system. Automated checkout/check-in. Automated tracking for books. Self-check becomes the norm. Catalog stations by the stacks. More catalogs throughout library. Technology lab- enclosed room with windows to inside with computers and library staff person. Computer labs. On-line books. Copier/fax area enclosed to cut down on noise. Design flexibility will facilitate change as it is hard to know what future technology will be. State of the art security, cameras, book theft protection.
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Interior Environment

Warm, inviting, welcoming environment. Warm, friendly children’s spaces and separate teen spaces. Fun reading area for small kids groups, like a little barn or boat. Fun/dynamic kids area with fun entry to space. Motif such as Mt. Baker, lake, creek. Teen homework room where they can talk/work together without getting yelled at. Cool, rad teen zone with flat screen TV. Creative teen space with teen appeal. Teen approved comfortable chairs in teen area. Design each space for its purpose. Inspiring. Modern looking that is inviting. Neat, modern, environmental products for flooring, shelving, etc... Reflect the diversity of the community. Fun and exciting. Perhaps public art, interactive or mobile displays, programming. Pacific Northwest architecture. Use of local materials, lots of wood. Reflects a sense of place. Active commercial areas that are compatible with library. Sound and noise control. Quiet spaces for reading. Lots of natural light. Bright and open. Excellent lighting, including daylight dimming. Windows with views. Seating areas along windows. Tall ceilings. More places to sit. Comfortable seating areas. Fire place with comfortable furniture. Study areas for small and medium sized groups. Quiet, cubby type reading areas, especially for children. Variety of areas for people to retreat with books and studies. Variety of public meeting spaces. Computer spaces should incorporate space for backpacks, purses, etc... Logical furniture layout with smooth traffic patterns. Variety of furniture choices from cozy by the fireplace to desks and chairs for study. Softer chairs for longer meetings. Earth tone furniture. Furniture that is Northwest craftsman, comfortable. David Gray style furniture would be perfect. More space to browse shelves, even sit on floor. Safe, secure. Security for restrooms. Pleasant restrooms. Convenient bathrooms in visible areas. Efficient work spaces. Easy to maintain. Clean. All areas easily accessible. Allow for donations by category and use plaques. Signs with large letters and in visible locations. Display work of local artists, both permanent and temporary.
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Spirit of the Place

Embrace the Northwest. Northwest feel in materials and design. Lots of wooden structure. Historic, reflective of outdoor environment. Honor what Bellingham is. Make Bellingham proud. Connection to natural elements. Bayside, Oceanside feel. Salish theme; eagle and raven, orca and salmon, bear and wolf. Totems; sun and moon, earth, water, sky/air, and fire. Make it feel earthy, granola, tree-hugging. Reflection of community character. A place for everyone to gather. A community gathering place. Engaging and comfortable for all ages. Diverse culturally, community, and programming. A destination. Soul enriching. Visually inspiring and exciting. Architecturally superb. Peaceful yet stimulating. Fun and dynamic. Quirky, whimsical, playfull, and joyful. Enriching. Accessible. Easy to use. Welcoming. Holistic. Inviting. Open and light. Warm. Safe. Inspiration for learning and exploration. The place of open, objective, relevant information. Leader of community; free speech, freedom of information, embrace all people and cultures. Leader in dissemination of information; new technologies, sustainable ideas, renewable energies, objective information. Celebrating the arts. Include lots of art, serious and whimsical, stationary and interactive, large and small. View of Mt. Baker. Start with the thought that we are doing most everything well, we have a lot to be proud of in our library.

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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." – Thomas Edison

“Opinion is power.” - Thomas Jefferson to John Adams, 1816

"There are two stages to the public policy process; too early to tell, and too late to do anything about it." - Anonymous

"The purse of the people is the real seat of sensibility. Let it be drawn upon largely, and they will then listen to truths which could not excite them through any other organ." --  Thomas Jefferson

"My experience in government is that when things are non-controversial and beautifully coordinated, there is not much going on." - JFK

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill
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